/me thread

[JordanMussi]

* JordanMussi lands badly on the ground.
* JordanMussi manages to limp back to the podium.
* JordanMussi climes slowly onto the podium.
* JordanMussi eventually gets onto the podium.
* JordanMussi collapses in a heap on the podium.

[Paul H.]

* Paul H. smacks JordanMussi away from the podium and stands on it

[JordanMussi]

* JordanMussi falls on the flaw.
* JordanMussi hears a friend calling an ambulance.
* JordanMussi is put on the ambulance.
* JordanMussi eventually gets out of hospital.
* JordanMussi then proceeds to stand on the podium.

[Paul H.]

* Paul H. lifts JordanMussi away from the podium and kills it with fire

[JordanMussi]

* JordanMussi gets a fire unit and puts them on standby next to the podium.
* JordanMussi hears water splashing.
* JordanMussi is relieved that the podium withstands so much.
* JordanMussi announces its bring a friend day.
* JordanMussi and his friend stand on the podium.

[Paul H.]

* Paul H. smashes JordanMussi and his friend away from the podium and kills them with fire

[JordanMussi]

* JordanMussi now knows it's not Kron!
* JordanMussi doesn't think Kron would understand that he had a friend on there as well!
* JordanMussi watches the fire men do their job.
* JordanMussi cries, they did their job, the podium suffered too much, the podium is no more...

* JordanMussi goes to ASDA and buys a new one.
* JordanMussi shows off the new /me thread podium

[Paul H.]

* Paul H. pushes JordanMussi away from the podium and smashes it with a hammer

[JordanMussi]

* JordanMussi holds his valence on the podium.
* JordanMussi stays standing for once.
* JordanMussi defends the podium.
* JordanMussi gets the men in white coats on Paul.

[Paul H.]

* Paul H. lifts JordanMussi away from the podium and claims it for his own