* Nathan Malcolm slaps Pipa around a bit with a large chair.
* Nathan Malcolm slaps Tom K. for spamming the /me thread.
* Alex Smith thinks Mark is dead.
* Alex Smith thinks this because he hasn't been online in 24 hours!
* Paul H. thinks Alex Smith is dead
* Alex Smith wonders how you came to think that.
* Paul H. says according to the U.S. Supreme Court "the heart of liberty is the right to define one's own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe..."
* Paul H. defines that Alex Smith does not exist
* Paul H. says the Supreme Court can be stupid sometimes
* Alex Smith says not existing and being dead are different things though.
* Paul H. defines death as being nonexistent
* Paul H. has a right to do this
* Kolton T. defines Paul as unstable
* Kolton T. has a right to do this